Archive for the ‘wtf’ category

Host Based Printers

July 12th, 2010

Somehow I managed to get this far without ever knowing what the difference was between host based printers and everything else. I know now. I also found out after two hours that host based printers don’t play nice with terminal services. I already knew this, but I have been reminded, that HP print drivers are all crap except the venerable LJIII. Well, that’s overkill but holy shit, HP can make an impressively bloated and broken driver.

Also, stay away from Laser Jet 1005s and 1022s. If you have one and it works, congratulations, it’s an accident and I don’t believe it was ever designed to work properly.

Lost supervisor password on a Lenovo laptop

April 20th, 2010

One of our little cherubs decided to put a supervisor(bios) password on a laptop that didn’t have the supervisor password already set.  It has been a few years since I’ve had to clear one of these passwords as I don’t do much in the way of workstation helpdesk tasks anymore.

In the old days, you just moved the jumper for the the CMOS reset and that was pretty much it.

On these new laptops, apparently the only way to reset the password, is to replace the motherboard.   Yes, that’s not a typo.  You have replace the whole effing motherboard!  Who came up with that design?  If the ignition core on my car breaks, do I need to get a new engine?  I don’t even know what to say, it’s crazy.  What possible reason could there be to have such a horrid design flaw?

Update:  I found this article on The Register confirming the absurd policy.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/01/thinkpad_password_reset_hard_luck/

Resolution: WON’T FIX

February 23rd, 2010

SMTP notification configured to be sent from Backup Exec for Windows Servers, requiring authentication to the SMTP server, fails to be sent:

http://seer.entsupport.symantec.com/docs/290886.htm

Basically, it says, “we’re not fixing it”.  Why the hell do you put an option into a program, that doesn’t work and you acknowledge doesn’t work, and don’t plan on fixing it?

Sure, that phone will ring, but too bad if you want to dial with it as there are no numbers and we don’t plan on adding any numbers to it.  Why do we put up with this crap?

zenoss – *picardfacepalm*

October 2nd, 2009

Apparently Zenoss changed their listserv and http forums recently.  However, they got rid of the old software and messages/posts.  Almost every google hit that has anything to do with zenoss goes back to those old pages that don’t exist anymore.  Why the hell would you eliminate those old pages or not import and redirect to the new resources?

Upgrades

July 29th, 2009

This is going to be a quick one.  We’ve upgraded to eDirectory 8.8, NetWare 6.5 SP8 on all the netware boxes, and introduced the first OES Linux server into the directory.  We’ve also upgraded to GW8 just today. Initial thoughts:

The Good:  The webaccess client is as big of a leap foward as it was from 6.5 to 7.0, maybe even more.  Seamless scrolling past 20 messages and enhanced javascript functions really makes the web client a viable option for people who are in between the power user and I just check my email crowds.  The Windows client seems to be a nice improvement.  I’m really going to like the threaded topic view.  ConsoleOne on Linux with the latest snappins doesn’t actually require you to hold the mouse button down to select attribute screens.

The Bad:  The installer, both NetWare/Windows and especially on Linux still leave a lot to be desired.  The Linux installer is still incapable of properly resizing windows without cutting off buttons even after its initial release with 6.5.  ConsoleOne on Linux is still a slug with the java swing(or is it awt) UI.  The linux agents need the ability to display the live agents screen(the gray screen) without having to unload the daemon and loading it as an application.  I’d prefer to see everything live instead of using the http screen or gwmonitor.

The Ugly:  What’s up with that client icon?

Red lights of impending doom

June 22nd, 2009

I walked in this morning and got logged in.  Shortly after that, I was approached by a coworker stating that the server room was really loud.  I wandered down and heard the server fans screaming away before I even got to the door.  As soon as I opened the door I was blasted by a head wave as hot as some of our mid summer heat waves here in eastern PA.  At first, I felt like I was walking into some crazy bizarro server room.  Every server was flashing amber or red and there was a slight odor of burning electronics.

I quickly realized the 1 year old AC unit had crapped out. The server room has two doors so I opened both doors and grabbed a few box fans to start moving air through the room. I then started to shut down most of the servers and a large chunk of the network gear. Somewhere during that, I called our facilities department and alerted them of the situation. They began to work on the AC unit and determined that a fuse blew, which has been replaced and the unit is back on. The server room is still cooling down now and I have slowly been bringing servers and other equipment back online.

There are a few issues here. Ultimately, things break and we need to have some sort of control of the environment of that room or at the very least, a way to monitor it. First of all, I should have an independent temperature sensor that will alert me when it gets too hot in there. If someone hadn’t alerted me to the problem when they did, there could have been a shit load of issues if equipment started to fail.

The other issue is that I’ve always been toying around with a network monitor system, but I’ve never been able to settle on anything. I’ve mucked around with Zenoss and nagios but I’ve never stuck with anything. I need to just find a proper system and knuckle down and get it configured.

There are lessons to be learned from this morning!

Apparently, the best way to fix a problem…

May 13th, 2009

…is to walk away from it for about a month. In this case anyway.

We had a lot of legacy cruft in our network that has been and continues to be slowly phased out.  We have recently replaced our content filter running Bordermanager with a Barracuda 610 web filter appliance…sort of.  There is a legacy web based app which we have to run through the summer.  When I cut everyone over to the Barracuda away from Bordermanager, it broke the web application.  Right now, students go directly through the Barracuda, everyone else goes through the old proxy box which in turn goes through the Barracuda.  That wasn’t really a large issue, but the proxy server has been locking up cold lately.  The only thing that really changes on that box is the web cache processed by the proxy nlm.  Maybe it was choking on something there…or I’m just grasping at straws.  Either way, I don’t think it matters much, since ultimately that box needs to go away.

I finally got to spend a couple of minutes on the problem today.  NSLookups on the hostname worked fine.  But I couldn’t ping it from my test machine.  I could ping it from my own machine without any issues.  I figured out what was going on.  The web app server is on the old legacy 10.0.0.0/8 network where my workstation and the proxy server all reside.  So, routing is no issue there.  The default gateway of the proxy and my machine is our core 4507.  Unfortunatly, due to more legacy issues, the default gateway of the web app server is an old pfsense firewall connected hooked to our old ISP connection so it can’t have a proper gateway to the inside of the network.  That goofy setup is only around because of DNS issues and the fact that Oracle application servers, at least our version, are incredibly stupid and need a complete reload if you want to change the hostname.  There’s more to that story, but suffice it to say, we have to keep this setup until the summer.

To fix the whole mess, or rather duct tape it together, I just configured static routes into pfsense for the rest of the network.  So, maybe walking away for an hour would have worked, I just chose a month.  Also, this is a testament to keeping things simple.

Simple file sharing and Sophos

February 12th, 2009

We’re a Novell shop. No domain. Workstation policies are handled via zenworks. We have recently switched over to Sophos for virus scanning. Because we’re not running in a windows domain environment, I’m having difficulties forcing the virus scanner out using the Sophos enterprise console. I can manually install the client and the client will grab updates and policy settings from a Novell “share”, but the enterprise console is crippled.

Here’s the scenario. Workstation running XP PRO SP3. 2003 Server running the enterprise console. Both machines are in the same workgroup. I have a user on the server with the same username and password as a user on the workstation. The workstation user is in the ‘administrators’ group. I have a workstation policy(via zenworks) which will turn off simple file sharing at logon. At that point, I can push the sophos scanner out to the machine and/or simply go to \\machinename\C$ and see it’s C: drive. If the machine is sitting at the logon screen, I can’t push the sophos client out or even go to \\machinename\C$ to see the C: drive.

Is this by design? If so, is there anyway around it?